Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Another insprirational message from the Dear Leader:

Today's key word is humility; The Dear Leader says, "Will and strength without humility often leads to conflict. Together with humility, will and strength are your secret weapons [wunderwaffen.] in the development of yourself as an individual and fellow-being."

Work happily in you mundane tasks, always with a smile for your Dear Leader and the tasks he assigns you, even if they are the same dreary tasks over and over again. Some fellow-beings sap our resources, some fellow-beings are time thieves, stealing the company's will and strength through tardiness. Our Dear Leader wants us to bear in mind that our "glorious fate" can only be achieved by bearing in mind that, "time is your most important asset. You can do much in 10 minutes. 10 minutes are not only the hourly wage divided by 6."

Indeed, what is an hourly wage but a waste of resources? A job should not be just a meal ticket, the porage you eat in our staff cafe is all you need to maintain your body. Your will and strength with humility will get you through. If one of our minions of conformity, fellow-beings, is but 10 minutes late, these "10 minutes gone are irretrievably lost. You can never get them back." Nor can the company.

Violators of this very black and white rule will be terminated for the benefit of the majority. Our Dear Leader feels sorry for those who cannot come along with us on our glorious journey to profits and evolution. Our "glorious future" must be led by us growing to be "constructive fanatics," not wage crybabies. The Dear leader says, "Happiness is not to reach one's goal but to be on the way." If your goal is to make a decent wage, if your ambition is to pay the rent only, then you are a drag on all evolution.

The Dear Leader insists on "being cost-conscience almost to the point of stinginess," and he feels sorry for those who cannot make the heroic efforts of the many, for those who cannot share our "enthusiasm and responsibility, " our humility "before the task" and the "simplicity of our behavior."

The next message from our Dear Leader will be on "the uncomplicated, quiet and open minded
people," who "do their duty and assume their responsibility without being noticed," or complaining about low wages.

1 Comments:

Blogger William Duane said...

Yes, the Dear Leader is truly inspirational. If the customers of IKEA only knew what a great leadeer he was, they'd undertsand why IKEA employees are so grumpy and unattentive all the time.

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