Special message from the Steering Committee [The gang of 8]:
Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served. Attendance at rally is mandatory. Snacks will be served.
Thank You.
Page 185: Our Dear Leader on Concentration:
Our Dear Leader writes that, "The general who splits up his forces inevitably fails." Therefore the Dear Leader urges us to Concentrate "around our own profile." "WE cannot conquer all markets at the same time. Energy Concentration means that WE, at important stages, have to relax our demands on other things, which are in themselves quite important---security systems, for example. This is why WE have to make extra high demands on our staff's honesty and loyalty. Concentration of energy. The phrase itself implies strength. [Kraft.] Use it in your daily work. It will give results."
On security systems and the LP [Leader Police] department:
The LP department is there to protect our assets. Follow their instructions. Bag searches are for your own good! They protect resources! Don't talk to LP unless spoken to first. A constant smile encourages concentration of happiness. The LP department urges you to smile at all times while in uniform. Smile! Your on LP cameras!
Today’s menu:
Today's menu is the same as yesterday's menu. The Dear Leader believes in Concentration of a narrow food profile. For $2 you have the choice of meatballs or Chicken Marsala. The Leader prefers meatballs. Try our famous meatballs with lingenbarries. What are lingenbarries? Go find out at our staff cafeteria.
Message from our Store Manager:
Our Store Manager, Anandiana, urges you to reflect on the greatness of our Dear Leader by concentrating on making sure all uniform shirts are tucked in at all times. A crisp, clean appearance and a happy smile will encourage a friendly shopping experience for our customers.
End of message.
Thank You.
Page 185: Our Dear Leader on Concentration:
Our Dear Leader writes that, "The general who splits up his forces inevitably fails." Therefore the Dear Leader urges us to Concentrate "around our own profile." "WE cannot conquer all markets at the same time. Energy Concentration means that WE, at important stages, have to relax our demands on other things, which are in themselves quite important---security systems, for example. This is why WE have to make extra high demands on our staff's honesty and loyalty. Concentration of energy. The phrase itself implies strength. [Kraft.] Use it in your daily work. It will give results."
On security systems and the LP [Leader Police] department:
The LP department is there to protect our assets. Follow their instructions. Bag searches are for your own good! They protect resources! Don't talk to LP unless spoken to first. A constant smile encourages concentration of happiness. The LP department urges you to smile at all times while in uniform. Smile! Your on LP cameras!
Today’s menu:
Today's menu is the same as yesterday's menu. The Dear Leader believes in Concentration of a narrow food profile. For $2 you have the choice of meatballs or Chicken Marsala. The Leader prefers meatballs. Try our famous meatballs with lingenbarries. What are lingenbarries? Go find out at our staff cafeteria.
Message from our Store Manager:
Our Store Manager, Anandiana, urges you to reflect on the greatness of our Dear Leader by concentrating on making sure all uniform shirts are tucked in at all times. A crisp, clean appearance and a happy smile will encourage a friendly shopping experience for our customers.
End of message.
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